I moved my box today. It probably wasn't necessary, but someone was down here poking around, and I just got the idea in my head that they were trying to find my box so they could stuff one of the children in it. I've got to prevent that at all costs.
I dragged some clean laundry out of the drier to use as bedding in my freshly hidden box. Those clowns probably won't even notice that it's missing.