They're on to me. They're using the computer to track my activities. That's why I haven't been posting much lately.

It won't help them much, though. I mean, I'm the basement skunk. I'm the skunk that lives in the basement. Except when I go out to raid the garbage cans, or take a trip to visit relatives in the country, I'm down here in the basement, living in my box. What's the point of tracking me with a computer?

I know, I know--Poindexter thinks it'll help the war on terrorism to put together odd, seemingly unrelated facts about people and skunks. I've got a thing or two to say about that. I think I should testify before Congress on the topic. I've never been convicted of lying to Congress, after all, so I ought to have some credibility.