I have decided to travel around the world.
That's not an easy decision for a Basement Skunk, of course, but it's something that I've wanted to do for some time. Now, I think I've figured out how to do it.
The logistics were somewhat complex, of course. My limited funds are only the beginning of the problems.
However, certain airlines (I'm not going to identify them--I don't want to tip them off that this is going on) will ship live animals for free, if it is to return a wild animal to its natural habitat.
So, I figure I just need to show up at the ticket counter with my box and a label saying that I'm being sent back to my native whereever.
I'll keep you posted.