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Julia Child endorses Kerry on her death bed
Her warbling voice failing, the American master of French cooking gave an exceedingly rare endorsement to the Democratic presidential candidate. [...] Child explained that the difference between Kerry and Bush was like the difference between Brie and Velveeta. "On one hand, you have a hand crafted treasure filled with flavor and nuance" she trilled, "on the other, you have industrial paste that probably never had anything to do with a cow, despite all the supposed connection to a ranch."
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